"Whoa there," a security guard suddenly calls out, causing your stride to falter. You glance over to see a muscular, unicorn security guard in a dark uniform, his skin a glorious hue of rosy pink and his ivory horny sparkling under the florescent mall lights. His shirt is fitted tight against his chest, showing off an impressive physique. His arms are crossed in front of him, this position only amplifying the bulging appearance of his biceps. "You've only got five minutes," the unicorn security guard states firmly." -- Escape From the Billings Mall by Chuck Tingle I just finished another of Chuck Tingle's Select Your Own Timeline Adventures, Escape From the Billings Mall. In this one, you've just finished work, but you can't go home yet. Tomorrow is your son's birthday, you still haven't gotten him a present, and the mall is open for a little bit longer. Surely, this won't take long. πŸ˜‰ I giggled out loud the whole time I was reading this. It's hilarious and legitimately spooky. So much fun! It's silly, self aware, and gleefully breaks the fourth wall. 10/10 do recommend! Chuck Tingle's Select Your Own Timeline Adventures are not erotic, and they come in all sorts of different genres. The two I've read were both humorous horror novels, but the series also has a sports story, a thriller, and a high fantasy.

Posted by thewintersings at 2023-06-17 17:18:33 UTC